So last night was Back to School Night at Callum's school. Each kid in his second grade class had an essay written and waiting for their parents. Here, transcribed, exactly, is Callum's.

Whet its like binging Neel and Lurens child. Last yere Neel and Lueren took me to greece and sandiego (ca). Neel and Luren tout me to take care of my dog. They are nice and genoris. Sometimes I get mad at them no mater whet I still love them. I will never hate them. I love them very much. I will never hit them. My mom and dad by me good food.

When I am upset they will help me and take care of me. When I am hurt they will snogle me.

Neel and I each wrote an essay back, but I can barely remember what because I was so, so proud.